Return of the Facebook Haiku

Heidi has returned from London and is currently in residence at Windsor Castle. She may commence the writing of her Christmas address. 5:19pm

Heidi wishes the London she will visit tomorrow was of the UK variety. 7:27pm -

Heidi has been classified as part of the phylum "cardiganus” by JW. 12:58pm -

Heidi may or may not be doing a small jig in her office right now. 10:29am -

Heidi is relieved that she has friends protecting her from the biblio-mafia. Phew! 11:18pm -

Heidi is thinking about becoming a baker of pies. 10:49pm -

Heidi was feeling guilty about skipping class. Then she ate a piece of pie. Soon she will feel guilty about that. But happy. 8:33pm -

Heidi is back to singing "hey la, hey la..." 7:55pm -

Heidi is thinking of joining the Darling Mermaid Darlings. 7:30pm -

Heidi is singing "hey la, hey la... my voice is back." 4:23pm

Heidi is sorry to have disappointed Marlow. 2:12pm -

Heidi just likened herself to George Costanza in a conversation with a colleague. 1:16pm -

Heidi is being tormented by offers from British Airways. 10:45am -

Heidi is happy she has the Chiffons on her work computer. She thinks One Fine Day will be today's Ref Desk walk-up song. 9:49am -

Heidi feels agoraphobic looking at the open space on today's calendar. ACK! 9:19am -

Heidi is stunned and amused that her knowledge of Robbie Burns' poetry is helping her out in WordTwist. 7:17pm -

Heidi is more ironic than even she can handle. 5:07pm -

Heidi is, in her spare time, "the last, best hope of all men". 3:18pm -

Heidi is about to lose her voice again. Enter "Information Literacy: the Interpretive Dance." 2:32pm –

Heidi is wearing a poppy close to her heart. 10:18am –

Heidi is apparently quotable. 10:37pm -

Heidi is brought to you today by Halls Vitamin C cough drops, ibuprofen, caffeine, the MLA Style Guide, the letter J and now some joie de vivre. 4:58pm -

Heidi is brought to you today by Halls Vitamin C cough drops, ibuprofen, caffeine, the MLA Style Guide, and the letter J. 4:47pm -

Heidi is brought to you today by Halls Vitamin C cough drops. And the letter J. 4:23pm

Heidi is glad to have her voice back. She was worried about being known as "that librarian mime". 2:19pm -

Heidi got called "evil" in her first three minutes of work. This might be a record. And maybe an omen. Perhaps even a warning. 9:18am -

Heidi has reconsidered. She now says to Dale, “Pot, this is kettle. Kettle this is pot.” 8:15pm

Heidi is not saying anything in response to Dale’s comment that “Heidi is nerding out over ___ should be her default facebook status setting. 8:15pm -

Heidi is nerding out over an Austen program. 8:15pm -

Heidi's wine selection was based on where she'd rather be right now (and it's not Leamington). Nothing against Leamington, of course. 6:55pm -

Heidi is thinking about Botticelli... 3:08pm -

Heidi has been narrating her day in the form of the Discovery Channel song: "I love my coffee mug, I love the treadmill, I love my iPod, I love Jane Austen still..." 12:43pm

Heidi and Colin Firth went skating and drank lattes. They were best friends. Even though Heidi is awake now, she likes to imagine they still are. 8:50am -

Heidi is seeking the healing power of a tremendously mismatched ensemble of polar fleece. 7:51pm -

Heidi feels blinded by library science. 5:51pm -

Heidi is not a fan of working Saturdays. Or feeling ill while at work. She is happy, however, that it's cold enough to wear her cute boots again. 2:18pm -

Heidi just issued her second double dog dare of the week. What's up with that? 9:48am

Heidi loves tornados, she loves arachnids, she loves hot magma, she loves the giant squid... 9:35am

Heidi really was just answering a question about what we do with vegetables. 9:13pm -

Heidi says: "Yes We Can. We also Pickle and Freeze." 8:09pm -

Heidi begins assembling her White House | Black Market team.

Heidi's inner Audrey Hepburn is doing battle with her inner Harriet Beecher Stowe. Again. Heidi hates it when that happens. 11:08pm

Heidi is waffling about a dress. Which is, in case you were wondering, different from dressing for a waffle. Or like one... 3:44pm -

Heidi says, "America, I have never been more hopeful than I am this morning that we will get there." 8:56am -

Heidi is quoting those modern bards Blur: "Wooo Hooooo!!!" 12:30am -

Heidi wishes she were in Grant Park right now. 10:23pm -

Heidi is even more pleased CNN is projecting Obama will win Ohio. 9:34pm

Heidi is pleased that CNN is projecting her laundry to be done shortly. 9:01pm -

Heidi has Hope. And laundry. These are unrelated. Though she also has faint hope someone would do her laundry. 8:12pm

Heidi has Hope. And laundry. 8:10pm

Heidi not only has Hope, she has snacks. 7:23pm -

Heidi is looking forward to being part of the Best Political Team on Facebook Chat. She hopes John will let her be Campbell Brown. 4:46pm -

Heidi may or may not be a bad influence. She remains chock full o' hope. 3:20pm -

Heidi is chock full o' hope. 10:58am -

Heidi and John N will be the best political team on Facebook Chat tomorrow. 10:06pm -

Heidi is wondering if she and John N will be the best political team on Facebook Chat tomorrow. 10:00pm -

Heidi wonders how it is that Lou Dobbs can shake her peaceable nature in less than three minutes. 8:51pm

Heidi is dismayed to learn that an unwatched pot of rice does not cook any faster than a watched pot of rice. Additionally, threatened rice does not cook any faster. 7:02pm

Heidi is going to be late... drat. 4:58pm -

Heidi is venturing thither. She shall return anon. 7:20am -

Heidi just realized she is a merry wife of Windsor. 2:29pm -

Heidi is set to bring her message to prime time. 1:49pm