Headline of the hour

"LAS CRUCES, N.M. — A woman tried to escape from jail guards using baby powder, cocoa butter and lots of socks, deputies said." The whole story is much less interesting than it appears-- I thought it would be a lot more MacGyver-ish. If you're inspired to figure out other ways that baby powder, cocoa butter and lots of socks could help you escape from prison, please feel free to add them.