
The other night while poking around iTunes, I stumbled upon a lullaby version of Radiohead's
Paranoid Android. When I found out there's a whole album of Radiohead Lullabys, I knew there was research to be done: I discovered a whole series of Baby Rock records. According to
their website, you can "Transform Your Favourite Rock Music Into Baby Music." Further, "Rockabye Baby! transforms timeless rock songs into beautiful instrumental lullabies. The soothing sounds of the glockenspiel, vibraphone, mellotron, and other instruments will lull your baby into a sweet slumber." Not only do they offer Lullaby Radiohead and Lullaby Coldplay, there are also lullaby versions of The Cure, Coldplay, Green Day, U2, No Doubt, Tool and Led Zeppelin. Oh, and
Bjork. I'm still trying to decide whether lullaby versions of The Cure's
In Between Days or soothing renditions of Green Day's "American Idiot" or nighttime
Nine Inch Nails are good weird things or a weird weird things. I'm not quite convinced by their claims that Reznor's "songs are a warm place that are closer to being fragile than broken. If your child bites the hand that feeds, play this album. It is made with all the love in the world." I will, however, take a stand on lullaby versions of The Eagles. Shouldn't we protect society's most precious assets from getting songs like Desperado, Witchy Woman and
Hotel California stuck in their fuzzy, impressionable little heads? On the other hand, one can't start the wee ones too early when it comes to the Ramones. Imagine the sweet dreams a baby might have listening to lullaby
Rock n Roll Highschool or
I Wanna Be Sedated. All these lullabys are making me sleepy...